April 11, 2014

Clete Idelby Remains Located

Cletus "Underwear-sucker" Idelby's remains have been located. He is confirmed DEAD!

Clete Idelby (DEAD)















Idelby has been hated for many years, so no one cares about his death. His remains were located in a dumpster outside Kirk Ashirmin's 14th street cardboard box.

Clete Idelby is DEAD!

 - Staff Idelby Death Reporter Clete Idelby

*Update*

Ashirmin's cardboard box has been moved to 16th street, outside Mo's Bowling and Spaghetti Palace.

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